"I wish I was our Sammy
Our Sammy's nearly ten.
He's got two worms and a catapult
An' he's built a underground den.
But I'm not allowed to go in there,
I have to stay near the gate,
'Cos me Mam says I'm only seven,
But I'm not, I'm nearly eight!
I sometimes hate our Sammy,
He robbed me toy car y' know,
Now the wheels are missin' an' the top's broke off,
An' the bleedin' thing won' go.
An' he said when he took it, it was just like that,
But it wasn't, it went dead straight,
But y' can't say nott'n when they think y' seven
An' y' not, y' nearly eight.
I wish I was our Sammy,
Y' wanna see him spit,
Straight in y' eye from twenty yards
An' every time a hit.
He's allowed to play with matches,
And he goes to bed dead late,
And I have to go at seven,
Even though I'm nearly eight.
Y' know our Sammy,
He draws nudey women,
Without arms, or legs, or even heads
In the baths, when he goes swimmin'.
But I'm not allowed to go to the baths,
Me Mam says I have to wait,
'Cos I might get drowned, cos I'm only seven,
But I'm not, I'm nearly eight.
Y' know our Sammy,
Y' know what he sometimes does?
He wees straight through the letter box
Of the house next door to us.
I tried to do it one night,
But I had to stand on a crate,
'Cos I couldn't reach the letter box
But I will by the time I'm eight."
This is the monologue for when we first meet the character of Mickey in the musical Blood Brothers. So far in the musical we have seen that the two twins have been separated from ther birth mother without knowing. We see Mickey (a young boy played by a man) sitting center stage, stretching his jumper, telling the audince about things he gets up to when he's bored etc. Then the monologue begins. Personally I think that this monologue is a great one to perform for soemeone like myself as you can be really mellow dramatic with it and you can make the audience laugh as it's an middle aged man/ oldish man playing a child. As much fun this is to perform, the problem with it for me is the liverpudlian accent because I have a problem trying to do northern type of accents.